Dear MRI

Dear MRI,

I had a you today. So much fun. All the non-movement and fun sounds. In honour of this event (and you, my friend), I shall write the rest of this letter in your own language.

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OoooEEEEP!

-CLIK!- . . . . . . . . -CLIK!- . . . .. . . . . . -CLIK!- . . . . . . . .


For my Reader, who may not speak MRI (although I think he does), the previous message basically means: "I'm looking at your knee with magnets, just sit still and hang on. Whatever you do, don't move because these huge-ass magnets are doing their thing. Good thing you don't have metal in your eye because my huge magnets would pull those suckers right out - or at least that's what we're going to tell you. I know it sounds like you're getting blasted with repeating laser beams by robots out of the '80s, but it's not true. If you've ever had to go to the optometrist and done that peripheral vision test, I bet my sounds are kind of reminding you of the alarm that goes off when you're finished, but that isn't what's going on. Did I mention that you need to stay still?"

Or something to that effect.

So thanks, MRI, for the interesting afternoon. I hope you have some good news for me.

Trilingual,
CVT